ā | Only two things are known for sure about the mysterious Pyro: he sets things on fire and he doesn't speak. In fact, only the part about setting things on fire is undisputed. Some believe his occasional rasping wheeze may be an attempt to communicate through a mouth obstructed by a filter and attached to lungs ravaged by constant exposure to his asbestos-lined suit. Either way, he's a fearsome, inscrutable, on-fire Frankenstein of a man - if he even is a man. | ā |
~ Official description of the Pyro. |
ā | I fear no man, but that... thing... it scares me. | ā |
~ The Heavy revealing his fear of the Pyro. |
ā | No, I... I ain't... I ain't talking about that freak, alright? He's not here, is she? How do I get this fucking thing off?! | ā |
~ The Scout panicking out of fear that the Pyro might be in the same room as him. |
ā | One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that mask... what dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty... | ā |
~ The Spy's thoughts about his psychotic "ally". |
The Pyro is one of the main protagonists from the 2007 video game Team Fortress 2, serving as one of the nine playable classes.
They are a mysterious, mumbling, masked pyromaniac wielding a flamethrower. However, despite being a mercenary and an having an affinity for fire, the Pyro is actually unaware of the death and destruction they are spreading; the Pyro sees their own weapons as innocent items such as lollipops, bubble blowers and rainbow throwers when, in reality, they are deadly axes, flare guns and flamethrowers. They believe that they are spreading color and happiness, but are actually causing mass destruction and bloodshed.
Unlike all the other classes, which have an established place of origin, with the inclusion of some classes having their past and real names revealed, the Pyro's true appearance, real name, location of origin and gender are never revealed. The Pyro's mystery is their most prominent trait, sparking many debates and theories from fans.
They were voiced by Dennis Bateman, who also voices the Spy in the same game.
Their Evil Ranking[]
Their Villainous Deeds[]
- They burn people alive on the battlefield or kill them with a fire axe.
- They cut off Soldier's hand while arguing with him.
- They destroy buildings but they don't think they are doing good things even though their are people in them.
- They kill people who don't like fire.
- They terrorize their team mates but they think they are fine.
- They are very enthused about killing people in horrible ways and they think they are just playing with them.
Why They Doesn't Stand Out?[]
- While his brutality does put him past the other mercs and the general baseline, the fact that he is generally only shown killing enemy mercenaries who are trying to kill him causes him to ultimately not meet the high heinous standards of the franchise.
- While it is ambiguous whether he is being brainwashed by the Pyrovision goggles or is a sadist who views everything he does as fun and childish, either way he has moral agency issues as they truly don't understand what they are doing and are mentally ill to the point of genuine insanity.
- They come from Team Fortress which is a universe where everything is played for laughs and nothing is meant to be taken seriously.
External Links[]
- Pyro on the Villains Wiki
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