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Your brother and I...are in love.
~ Ms. Stevenson to Kyle Broflovski.
You can't accept our love? So then we can only be together in eternity.
~ Ms. Stevenson to Kyle, Eric, and his crew and the police that she and Ike plan to commit suicide.

Ms. Stevenson is the main antagonist in the South Park episode "Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy".

Her Evil Ranking[]

Her Villainous Deeds[]

  • She is Ike Broflovski's kindergarten teacher, who takes a liking for him after discovering thanks to Eric Cartman that Ike has a crush on her.
  • When she talks with Ike about the love drawings he made for her, rather than explaining him that he can't love her, she admits that she finds him mysterious and starts a relationship with him.
  • Brings Ike with her to several dates, which culminate with the two having sex at her house. This is an EXTREME case of statutory rape, as Ike is a toddler.
  • Bathes with Ike at her tub until Kyle finds them out.
  • Excuses herself by assuring that Ike is mature enough to pursue a relationship with her.
  • It's also possible that she performed oral sex on Ike, if Kyle is to be believed, which is sick even by this show's standards.
  • Kisses Ike at the school halls, leading Cartman to report them to Principal Victoria.
  • Her arrest leads Ike to disown Kyle as his brother, proving how much psychological damage she inflicted on Ike to the point Ike enjoyed her company.
  • Falsely claims to be an alcoholic so the police will not send her to prison but instead send her to a rehabilitation center, where after she tells her background to a therapist, he quickly proclaims her rehabilitated and lets her go.
  • Breaks into the Broflovski residence and talks Ike into escaping to Milan with her so they can live in a house at Tuscany.
  • Rents a room at a Hilton hotel to sleep with Ike, expressing annoyance at Kyle preferring to see TV instead of talking with her.
  • As she is cornered by Kyle, Cartman, Cartman's Dawg gang and some cops, she tells Ike to commit suicide with her so they can be together forever in death, which almost led Ike to throw away all the life he has ahead before Kyle fortunately convinced him not to jump, leading Ms. Stevenson to jump to her death.
  • While she claims that she is the way she is because her uncle forced her and her twin sister to undress and kiss, it 's possible this is just a lie and even then, nothing excuses her abusing a toddler (especially because her alleged uncle, even if what he did was wrong, didn't have sex with her).
  • Her actions even made Cartman, arguably one of the show's heinous character, help Kyle, whom he disliked, in reporting her and trying to stop her from escaping the country with Ike, if only because Cartman considered that she was committing a crime for not having a hall pass and wanted to record a video of him as the Dawg (he had been assigned the school's hall monitor).

Why Doesn't She Stand Out?[]

  • Even with how young her victim is, she only has one and fails the absurdly high heinous standards of the series, particularly where villains such as NAMBLA or the Super Adventure Club repeatedly molest children.
  • Due to being a South Park villain, she can't be NPE or PE because her actions aren't taken seriously enough (for example, the police envy Ike for sleeping with her and most of South Park's adult residents say that it would be a shame for her to go to prison because she is so hot). However, her depravity is taken seriously by Kyle and Principal Victoria, so it's a minor prevention.
  • As sick as it sounds, it's possible that she sort of cared for Ike in a twisted way, as she sounded devastated when she jumps off the Hilton to her death and realizes that Ike decided to not jump with her.

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Canon
Ms. Stevenson | Satan | Saddam Hussein | Scott the Dick | Mel Gibson | Stan's Goldfish | Ted Bundy | Jeffrey Dahmer | John Wayne Gacy

Fanon
Dr. Alphonse Mephesto | Richard Schwab

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