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What's South Park? Do I own that?
~ Mickey Mouse asking a member of his staff if he owns South Park.

Mickey Mouse is a recurring antagonist in the adult animated sitcom South Park, serving as the main antagonist of "The Ring," a minor antagonist in "200" and "201," one of the main antagonists of "Obama Wins!" the secondary antagonist of "Band in China." and the overarching antagonist of "The Pandemic Special."

He is the CEO of The Walt Disney Company, one of the most famous and influencial entertainment companies in the world. Unlike his real-life fictional counterpart, who is Near Pure Good, here Mickey Mouse is a ruthless and cruel chairman willing to do whatever it takes, no matter how immoral the ways, to make as much money possible through different venues, being these exploiting the Jonas Brothers, sabotaging the presidential elections to get franchise rights or negotiating with China.

He is voiced by series co-creator Trey Parker.

His Evil Ranking[]

His Villainous Deeds[]

In General[]

  • He has a disdain towards Christians for believing in God and Jesus, mocking them for their beliefs (even though both God and Jesus are real in their universe) and calling them ableist slurs.
  • Similar to Cartman, he also seems to dislike Gingers as he tells the members of the Ginger Separatist Movement to "suck it" when he tried to censor himself to prevent anyone from mocking him.
  • He treats his own employees and even his own characters (both the ones created, distributed and licensed by Disney) with little to no respect if they don't agree with his decisions, psychologically mistreating them all the time and proving himself unable to take any kind of criticism.
  • He is the complete opposite of his original counterpart, who is friendly, kind and caring to pretty much everyone around him, while this version is greedy, heartless and cruel and hardly cares about anyone but himself.
  • He mentions he's "f*cked a lot of bats" in a phone call with Randy.
  • Unlike the other villains in South Park, he has no redeeming qualities.

TV Series[]

  • In "The Ring,"
    • He forces the Jonas Brothers band to promote and sell purity rings to their fangirls with sex euphemisms in order to trick Christian families into buying the purity rings, essentially selling sex to their daughters in a way the image of his brand doesn't look bad.
      • When Joe Jonas and his brothers threaten to quit due to the money-making methods he has, Mickey beats him up until he bled, forcing the brothers to keep working for him.
    • He kidnaps Stan, Kyle, and Cartman when they try to confront the Jonas Brothers, under the assumption that they are spies from DreamWorks or Michael Eisner.
    • He threatens the boys and the Jonas Brothers with a chainsaw before one of the concerts started, and while threatening and revealing more of his true colors the Jonas Brothers, this gives the boys time to increase the sound of the microphone and open the curtains to expose Mickey’s true intentions.
    • When the Jonas Brothers fangirls turn against him after he reveals his true intentions, he magically enlarges himself and devastates Denver, wrecking the city and burning some citizens alive with his fire breath, likely claiming countless of lives and endangering several others.
  • In "201," he joined forces with the Legion of Doom formed by Tom Cruise and Rob Reiner to fill a class-action lawsuit against South Park for mocking them, even unleashing Mecha-Streisand to ravage the town despite that in this case, he wasn't mocked by the Boys nor any of South Park's population. He assists his fellow legioneers and the Ginger Separatist Movement led by Scott Tenorman to attack South Park's citizens and the Super Best Friends.
  • In "Obama Wins!" he interferes in the governmental conspiracy to have Barack Obama re-elected as President of the United States of America to permit China get the rights of the Star Wars franchise by threatening to painfully kill Cartman with a lightsaber if he doesn't tell him where he hid the presidential ballots.
  • In "Band in China,"
    • He requests that Randy kill Winnie the Pooh to appease the Chinese so they will get the permissions they need for their businesses, which makes Randy set Pooh up with a honey trap and strangle him to death, with Piglet watching helplessly.
  • In "The Pandemic Special,"
    • He invites Randy to a Chinese nightclub during their stay in China, eating and drinking accompanied by female escorts until Mickey sees a bat, leading him to take the bat out of the club and rape her before encouraging Randy to do the same and they later go to a hotel to rape a pangolin, making Randy commit bestality without his consent.
      • This act starts the COVID-19 pandemic, making both Mickey and Marsh responsible for the deaths of millions of people, and rather than accepting his fault in the biological hazard, Mickey refuses to own up to his actions.
    • Though he insists that Randy surrender himself to the American government so they can produce a vaccine with his DNA, it's only to ensure that The Walt Disney Company doesn't go bankrupt instead of it being the right thing to do.
    • He sends a live heart to Randy as a threat and warns him about his willingness to have him murdered so he can anonymously send his DNA to the respective authorities while not revealing his involvement to get away with his actions.

Why He Doesn't Stand Out?[]

  • While he passes the baseline with his uniquely vile methods to generate profit for his company and being a serial rapist of bats, he fails the heinous standards of South Park compared to less resourceful people like Cartman, who has done worse actions, as well his direct role in beginning the COVID-19 pandemic was done unintentionally as he didn't knew that encouraging Randy Marsh to rape a bat would start the pandemic and he wanted to stop it with his vaccine even if pragmatically.
  • Like everything else in South Park, he isn't meant to be taken seriously at all, as he is an overall parody of how corporative Disney is occasionally accused of being, like satirizing the company's relationship with the Chinese market despite their controversies.

Trivia[]

  • He used to be Inconsistently Heinous but was cut after deciding that his worst action of starting the COVID-19 pandemic was done unintentionally, making him to fail the heinous standards of the series.

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