Malachite

Malachite has been hunted down for the soul to be collected for the following reason(s):
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Malachite is the main antagonist of Suburban Knights. He is a hypocritical, science and technology-hating magician who wants to bring back the Stone Age after he was defeated in a battle against his former friend, Aeon, ages ago. He later met Nostalgia Critic and his friends and got back his gauntlet from them so he could finally bring back the Stone Age and rule humanity as their ruler.

His Evil Ranking[]

His Villainous Deeds[]

He killed a deserted driver for giving him dumb replies to his questions by blowing his brains out by shooting him and causing the car to explode.
He killed Chuck Jeffer’s roommate for letting Chuck Jaffers escape from the book by ripping his heart out.
He killed a driver by walking through him and causing the car to explode.
He beat up Cloak 2 and 3 with no effort.
He sent Chuck Jaffers flying into orbit by punching him so hard.
He killed the Witch Warrior and the Puppeteer by vaporizing them. Both of them never attempted to harm Malachite, and the Witch Warrior even stated she knew him.
He used his telekinesis to steal back his gauntlet from the Nostalgia Critic and used his Power Glove to make the Critic beat himself up, though this was played for comedy.
He used his Power Glove to zap JewWario, who explained that he wasn’t using his original gauntlet but a Nintendo accessory called the Power Glove.
When Linkara shot him, he deflected the bullets and used his fire breath against the Reviewers.
When Angry Joe and Marzgurl shot him, he deflected the bullets by using his staff and made a blue blast that hit both of them.
He sent Spoony flying around the earth by using his finger.
He made the Nostalgia Critc beat himself up twice with the Power Glove.
He tried to beat the Nostalgia Chick, but Nella, who’s a stunt woman, was summoned to do the job, so he punched Nella and knocked her out.
He is a hypocrite because despite hating technology, he has an iPhone.
He attempted to kill the Reviewers by blasting them but was stopped by Ma-Ti.
He threaten to rip Ma-Ti to shreds, but Ma-Ti's heart ring actually hurt him since it was the same ring that Aeon created.
He blasted Ma-Ti in an attempt to kill him, but Spoony came back after he was sent around the world and beat Malachite temporarily.
He was getting beaten by Ma-Ti's thanks to his heart ring. They blasted each other, but Ma-Ti won and killed Malachite, but at the cost of his own life.
Even though he was harmless without his magic, he still displayed hostility towards the customers by saying that their lives were worthless.

Why Doesn’t He Stand Out?[]

He fails the heinous standard of Channel Awesome, which is incredibly high, to Nostalgia Critic, despite being a normal human, who outheinouses him by destroying the earth.
He has several comedic moments after his defeat, when he was forced for all eternity to work at All Around Cafe, which makes him too comedic for either Pure Evil or Near Pure Evil.

External Links[]

Malachite on the Villains Wiki
Malachite on the Channel Awesome Wiki