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| “ | I heard somebody wanted to get shot! | „ |
| ~ Does Bad Things Guy's iconic line. |
| “ | You see, this is what happens: whenever you have a problem, you call me. And then, I put one of those uniforms... and I crawl out the window... and I go and I knock on your front door! And then I do whatever you need me to do! (Laughs) See, see, I didn't have a problem with you people living here; I liked you! That's why I gave you the house, and we wouldn't have any problems if... if you followed the one simple rule: just DON'T OPEN THE DOOR! You just had to NOT open the door, but you did it, and now here we are! | „ |
| ~ Does Bad Things Guy telling Mario the truth of his actions. |
Does Bad Things Guy is a major antagonist in the SuperMarioLogan series.
He is the final antagonist of Season 8, one of the two main antagonists (alongside Mr. Goodman) of Season 9, and a posthumous antagonist for the rest of the series.
He is Brooklyn T. Guy's twin brother who filled in for him for 7 months and is revealed to be a serial killer.
His Evil Ranking[]
His Villainous Deeds[]
In General[]
- Unlike other SML characters, he has no redeeming qualities at all.
- Despite having multiple comedic moments and affability when disguised as Brooklyn Guy, it is a facade to hide what he has done, and he is played completely seriously after the reveal of the 26 corpses.
- While it can be argued that his actions are because of Barbara Guy's abusive parenting, considering how she wasn't a thing before 2021 and that Brooklyn Guy has also suffered from her abuse without becoming a murderer, it's highly unlikely that Barbara is to blame for Does Bad Things Guy's villainous dementor.
- While he does have heroic moments, they're also a facade to hide his twisted crimes.
- He has necrophiliac tendencies because he takes pictures of the people he killed.
Background[]
- Has brutally murdered and tortured 26 people and stuffed their corpses into a secret door for seemingly no reason, including his own wife. It's confirmed he also murdered them for petty reasons, such as being impatient and making noise. He is even shown to enjoy mutilating his victims' corpses because it stays his foul temper and indulges his sadistic sense of humor.
SuperMarioLogan[]
- Impersonated Brooklyn T. Guy when he was on vacation for seven months.
- In Locked Out, when Mario was locked out of his house, he arrested him for trespassing despite him selling the house to him.
- In Jeffy's Flu Shot, he accidentally gave Mario water instead of the flu shot, causing him to get infected.
- In The Mystery Safe, when a Russian spy named Vladimir Smirnov says he killed his mother when he was 3 years old, he hypocritically says that it is messed up.
- Injected Jeffy with black tar heroin, causing him to be addicted to it.
- In Pinch Pinch Pinch, he shot Bowser Junior just for pinching him.
- In The Golden Egg, he and many others beat up Jeffy just because he wasted the golden egg's wish.
- In The Secret Door, he knocked out Mario, Jeffy, and Rosalina, and planned to brutally kill them when they opened the door. He also knocked out Rosalina just for annoying him and attempted to kill her by cutting off her tongue for screaming a lot. Worse, his actions are implied to have left Mario, Rosalina, and Jeffy with PTSD due to their near-death experience, as Rosalina screamed when she saw Brooklyn Guy.
Why He Doesn't Stand Out?[]
- Despite passing the baseline due how horrific his murders are and how much people he's killed, he ultimately fails the Heinous Standard to many other villains who are genocidal, sexually abusive, and cannibalistic. He also holds back resources considering he was right next to the nuclear football.
- Ironically, two of his victims (Mario and Jeffy) have committed crimes just as bad (if not worse) as his, as Mario has killed numerous turtles in the past and Jeffy endangered America by nuking every green bean farm and school in it with similar resources.
Trivia[]
- There's a common theory that Brooklyn Guy in the Military School arc was actually Does Bad Things Guy, as the dead bodies of the three students are shown in The Secret Door. If this were confirmed, it would make Does Bad Things Guy even worse.
External Links[]
- Does Bad Things Guy on the Villains Wiki.
- Does Bad Things Guy on the SML Wiki.
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 Villainous Benchmarks
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Brooklyn Guy | Bowser | Bowser Junior | Nancy | Does Bad Things Guy | Jeffy | Joseph Hisfriendfromschool | Hank Huckerdoo | Captain | Mr. Winkle | Goodman | Black Yoshi | CJ Winkle | Jeffery Dahmer See Also | ||
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